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anon 10/16/2021 (Sat) 20:30:55 381310
What is the mother tongue of kids of inter state couples? Anyone here who unironically speaks English at home?
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anon 10/16/2021 (Sat) 20:40:47 381314 Reply
Know a lot of interstate couple. They speak only hindi and english. One sibling didn’t even speak hindi properly cause they were diplomat kids tho they were pretty good at picking languages really quickly learned hindi punjabi in 3 yrs living here
anon 10/16/2021 (Sat) 20:41:15 381315 Reply
Kids of interstate couples*
anon 10/17/2021 (Sun) 02:30:55 381342 Reply
>>381310 I hate those people who speak English at home in public they with speak loudly to showoff others "Ahahaga look we speak English you retards" I pity them
anon 10/17/2021 (Sun) 03:27:00 381348 Reply
>>381342 seriously it always cringe the shit out of me and most them are those south Indian abbos or ugly tich north Indians who thinks speaking in English will make them look like Americans, I don't know why Indians have so much inferiority complex
anon 10/17/2021 (Sun) 03:54:52 381357 Reply
>>381311 Many heendu parents do this yaar
anon 10/17/2021 (Sun) 03:53:09 381356
Squid Game scene where rich guy tells the waiter to suck him off and if he can do it in five minutes he will be looked after. Too hot and sexy. I would give world's greatest blowjob for money. Mujhe lund choosne do paiso ke liye
anon 10/17/2021 (Sun) 02:00:05 381336
just did 200 skip ropes. noob numbers or good?
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anon 10/17/2021 (Sun) 02:26:12 381341 Reply
>>381336 I do 500 but not all at once.
anon 10/17/2021 (Sun) 03:28:28 381349 Reply
>>381336 yeah it's good >>381341 me too
anon 10/17/2021 (Sun) 03:38:10 381350 Reply
>>381336 i used do like 5000 in lockdown in one day and i dont think i was some hotshot
anon 10/17/2021 (Sun) 03:39:52 381351 Reply
>>381350 Post vedio
anon 10/17/2021 (Sun) 03:48:55 381354 Reply
>>381351 vedio
anon 10/17/2021 (Sun) 02:53:41 381343
why are madarchod jannies deleting incel thread , although the name of the thread was incel rage there was nothing hatefull at all , we were just ranting our stories why does a anonymous imageboard need to delete incel thread (if u delete this thread jannies anons will make another one till we get a valid reason)
anon 10/17/2021 (Sun) 03:02:54 381345 Reply
>>381343 good these incel threads have been shitting up the board for ages. constantly blogging about women should be grounds for a ban, it's even worse than the JEE threads
anon 10/17/2021 (Sun) 03:10:08 381346 Reply
>>381343 Take this to /meta/ retard.
anon 10/17/2021 (Sun) 03:16:35 381347 Reply
>>381343 Cp threads and links can be up for 2-3 days but incel thread is hateful
anon 10/17/2021 (Sun) 03:48:21 381353 Reply
>>381343 Hate speech against women will not be tolerated. Go rant on lookism or wherever.
ITT we post the fantasies we had as kids/teens anon 10/16/2021 (Sat) 13:18:40 380596
Barely anyone is at school and I spot the subhuman incel looking guy from my class trying to sexually assault my crush and I end up beating the shit out of him and save her and she eventually falls in love with me
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anon 10/16/2021 (Sat) 14:33:50 380695 Reply
>>380681 yahan english classes chal rahi hain?
anon 10/16/2021 (Sat) 14:38:12 380704 Reply
anon 10/16/2021 (Sat) 14:42:04 380714 Reply
>>380704 Abe ma chuda patriotcuck
anon 10/16/2021 (Sat) 14:50:04 380729 Reply
>>380714 12th pass kar le
anon 10/17/2021 (Sun) 03:42:35 381352 Reply
>>380632 Stop playing cod kid and go study.
anon 10/17/2021 (Sun) 02:02:37 381337
The same feminists who say #LoveIsLove, said it's wrong to love your sister in a sexy way.
anon 10/17/2021 (Sun) 02:24:22 381340 Reply
>>381337 damn bro i do not think about women or this coomer bullshit at all consider doing the same or at least consider suicide
Surrogacy anon 10/16/2021 (Sat) 19:22:40 381204
>Be me >27 years old below average looking virgin enginigger (wow, surprising) >Parents want me to marry >"Beta ab toh kamane lagg gaya hai, bhyaa karle jaldi se" >Tell maa I don't want to marry >"Kyun? Beta gay toh nahi hai tu?" >Offends me because I hate gay people >"Nahi aap kaisi baat karte ho" >"Toh kya problem hai?" >Ask her if she knows even a single good girl in our society or even relatives, so how can she be sure the one I will be married to will be one. She is always saying how girls today are degenerate and wear "chote kapde". >Her normie brain overloads, asks father for backup. >"Dekh beta, shaadi toh karni padegi, hume toh vansh bhadana hai aage" >I reply "uske liye shaadi kyun karni hai" >Maa gives me the stare >I was alluding to surrogacy >I clarify, "arey matlab aaj kal ladkiya hire kar sakte hain" >Get slapped on head by father
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anon 10/16/2021 (Sat) 20:19:04 381302 Reply
>>381297 Lol are you doing enginnering? I am from electrical, got into IT because I didn't do well in core subjects and lack of jobs in that sector. Here's my advice: 1. Stop stressing about projects that much, do codeforces, leetcode and hackerrank well. 2. Find teachers and do an easy but "catchy" project. I did paper implementation of some computer vision thing, don't even remember what, and another one I helped a prof with code of server backend. Just 2 projects which I could explain well. 3. Do internships. I did 2, one was related to backend (got it because of my project and coding skills). Other one was app development, mostly got it because of my ds and algo. 4. Prepare for interviews and acquire some speaking + bullshiting skills. All the best. Good night anons.
anon 10/16/2021 (Sat) 20:21:05 381303 Reply
>>381302 k thanks anon good night
anon 10/16/2021 (Sat) 20:26:11 381305 Reply
>>381304 Brahmins, conservative parents so intercaste not possible. I am not stressing about it much now, prabhu icchaa. Will try my best to eliminate the ones I feel are not conservative in the process. Rest is on ishwara.
anon 10/16/2021 (Sat) 20:28:57 381308 Reply
>>381302 solid advice i hope. thanks anon
anon 10/17/2021 (Sun) 02:21:00 381338 Reply
anon 10/16/2021 (Sat) 18:55:09 381177
Tiktok jaisa koi aur app hai kya jaha sexy ladkiya dance ke naam pe randipanti karti ho?
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anon 10/16/2021 (Sat) 19:39:13 381233 Reply
>>381188 anonib.com
anon 10/16/2021 (Sat) 19:40:18 381237 Reply
>>381177 insta
anon 10/16/2021 (Sat) 19:42:33 381243 Reply
>>381233 No trolling please >>381237 ironically
anon 10/16/2021 (Sat) 19:43:59 381249 Reply
anon 10/17/2021 (Sun) 01:59:30 381335 Reply
>>381177 Bhosdike lund chamar MX takatak download kar u will find infinite south delhi woman dancing to please Bihari horniness.
anon 10/16/2021 (Sat) 22:12:04 381321
i really loved that Olympiad thread some anon made some days ago, was probably one of the quality thread in a while (unlike the ones that dies due to no replies), what are some potential thread topic according to you? shouldn't include sex, woman, or anything degenerated btw.
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anon 10/16/2021 (Sat) 22:26:28 381325 Reply
>>381321 the basic litmus test for thread quality is quite simple if the post uses a western alphabet to write indian-language words, it will be a shit thread. if the post has a little girl chinese cartoon character image, it will be a shit thread. if the post was written by a zoomer it will be a shit thread. all the JEE threads, coomer threads, faggot roleplay threads, camwhore/instagram threads, incel/women worship threads, caste threads, etc. all share the above characteristics. they're written by underage teens who can't even speak one language properly.
anon 10/16/2021 (Sat) 22:33:36 381326 Reply
>>381325 unlike the random JEE threads, the people talking abt JEE in the Olympiad one were actually kinda interesting desu, and there are atleast 3/10 good threads once in a while, I really hate any thread abt cooming and shit tho
anon 10/16/2021 (Sat) 22:41:42 381327 Reply
>>381325 Zoomers are so useless. Makes me fear for the future.
anon 10/16/2021 (Sat) 22:44:25 381328 Reply
>>381327 live & let live anon. dont be a hating ass faggot
anon 10/17/2021 (Sun) 01:56:42 381334 Reply
>>381321 I am a sapiosexual faggot so I went to every Olympiad form school only to look at those girls, would masturbate thinking about them for weeks.
Confess your Sins anon 10/16/2021 (Sat) 07:15:43 380265
I Know You Want To Just Let It Out
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anon 10/16/2021 (Sat) 15:23:46 380806 Reply
>>380302 Why? I was just a frustrated fat 11 yr old kid who wanted to inflict some of his pain onto the universe. Whats wrong in that? mom didnt even scold me just told me not to do it as i will have to get injections again lol.
anon 10/16/2021 (Sat) 15:28:39 380822 Reply
>>380275 Kek i remember when i was in 9th i used to pull little junior girls in the corner in school not to sexually assualt or anything just bully them and scare them into thinking i'll tell the principal that she did something bad or smthng. Half of times they used to cry and i used to let them go. This tomfoolery went on for about a year. Luckily none of them little whores complained
anon 10/16/2021 (Sat) 21:48:15 381319 Reply
>>380806 I hope you get reincarnated as a dog and an edgy 11 year old burns you alive because of his curiousity
anon 10/16/2021 (Sat) 22:08:28 381320 Reply
>>380806 edgy kids say nigger at school you committed literal serial killer behavior
anon 10/17/2021 (Sun) 01:13:29 381333 Reply
>>380806 >Fat You are already a burden you should've killed yourself instead
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