So /b/ I was walking down the footpath one fine day and, looking up, I saw Rajdeep Chordesai walking towards me. Now I am a loyal /b/hrata and immediately decided I would pwn him epik style.
So while he was passing me by I slowly whispered "Heh fucking cuck libtard". Rajdeep stopped and I swear I saw his ear prick.
"What did you just say?"
I'd like to say I said it out loud /b/ but truth is I tried to sneak away mumbling something. Rajdeep, however, reached out and grabbed me.
There was a glint in his eye, something unnerving to watch. A bit intrigued, I decided to play along
"So, would you like to participate?"
Rajdeep let go of me now.
"Come to my car at 2, it's parked right around the corner"
Now, /b/, I considered the possibility that Fagdeep was a homo too as it is commonly known 90% of the media is but I reckoned I'd be able to overpower him and give him the D instead if he tried to give it to me.
So I got to the car. A light drizzle had started up and the windows soon got misty as the rain began to pour.