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anon05/02/2019 (Tue) 18:41:415527Reply
I'm the guy who complained about being jobless neet when indiachan 3.0 started. I wanted to remind you fags that I'm still a neet.
>tfw tier 3 engineer college graduate
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anon14/02/2019 (Thu) 05:46:105616Reply
>>5615
Ask someone who's already experienced with the stuff and only go for those. Degree certificate take away is something every company does (apparently they don't know it's illegal or they actually hope the people who join are NPCs). However I got away with it by keeping on saying it was not ready yet and showed them an attested copy of marksheet that is available online from university site instead.
anon14/02/2019 (Thu) 06:16:295617Reply
>>5615
Also dude. Learn somethings when your not job hunting. My lie worked because I presented them my android project during university and they asked me why I was unable to get a job if I knew to do stuff. Most job offers are either for Asp.net or Android, so learn both technologies and understand C# and Java well enough.
anon14/02/2019 (Thu) 06:22:225619Reply
>>5612
When you are megaspamming try including words like experienced, IIT and NIT in your resume. They don't actually read the resumes, they just use bots to sort out resumes using filter words.
anon14/02/2019 (Thu) 06:41:055621Reply
>>5616
Cool advice. I haven't got my certificate yet.

>>5617
If only I had done CS instead of my shitty mechanical degree.
anon14/02/2019 (Thu) 15:28:425628Reply
>>5527
Graduating from my 1 year neet life rn
anon13/02/2019 (Wed) 05:25:415602Reply
What are some filters you use to recognize faggots to keep away from?
>he uses fuck after every sentence to sound edgy
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anon13/02/2019 (Wed) 15:01:195606Reply
>>5603
Wow, so edgy
anon14/02/2019 (Thu) 01:16:075610Reply
>>5603
If it sounds like a german shit-wit. I fuck it balls deep.
anon14/02/2019 (Thu) 07:36:515623Reply
>>5603
Actually cumskins like you smell like shit because of using only a paper to wipe the ass
anon14/02/2019 (Thu) 10:39:455625Reply
>>5602
>he is a nationalist NPC
anon14/02/2019 (Thu) 11:05:475626Reply
>>5625
>he is a librandu
anon13/02/2019 (Wed) 13:01:595604Reply
What if... Guys what if modi and gov has been pushing shitty currency notes in an effort of planned obsolescence of money bills and gradual introduction of e-money systems thereby putting us under (((their))) control even more.
Once rupee bills start degrading quickly and a whole lot of half torn currency notes start circulating even the most resilient of tinfoil hats will look towards ewallet options.
anon12/02/2019 (Tue) 07:08:335599Reply
So this is the power of India
anon12/02/2019 (Tue) 12:10:135600Reply
>>5599
Based raghu burying britishits with one (1) single comment
anon11/02/2019 (Mon) 14:45:275596Reply
India related YLYL?
anon11/02/2019 (Mon) 16:16:255598Reply
I will never understand peter griffin memes.
Why do people keep trying to link the show with undertale?
anon13/02/2019 (Wed) 04:26:375601Reply
>>5598
What?
anon27/01/2019 (Sun) 16:38:345379Reply
What is /b/ doing this Sunday
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anon29/01/2019 (Tue) 15:02:465416Reply
>>5415
r/darknetmarketsnoob
anon29/01/2019 (Tue) 15:14:375417Reply
>>5416
Vo sub down hai bhadve
anon29/01/2019 (Tue) 15:25:345418Reply
>>5417
woops
anon10/02/2019 (Sun) 15:19:125582Reply
How you doing /b/
anon11/02/2019 (Mon) 16:01:585597Reply
>>5379
Your mom
anon11/02/2019 (Mon) 14:36:375595Reply
LOL
anon10/02/2019 (Sun) 19:08:135583Reply
when did you realize that india in it's pure traditional form is more individualistic than the west
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anon10/02/2019 (Sun) 20:19:545589Reply
>>5585
The very notion of caste itself is against individualism. You must be a retard like Nehru to equate the both together.
anon11/02/2019 (Mon) 03:25:005590Reply
>>5589
>being an individualist means you have to reject tradition
This is your brain on liberalism
anon11/02/2019 (Mon) 05:38:535591Reply
>>5590
Nice to see no arguments back. Makes my job easier.
>Individualism is the moral stance, political philosophy, ideology, or social outlook that emphasizes the moral worth of the individual.[1][2] Individualists promote the exercise of one's goals and desires and so value independence and self-reliance[3] and advocate that interests of the individual should achieve precedence over the state or a social group,[3] while opposing external interference upon one's own interests by society or institutions such as the government
>Individualism is thus also associated with artistic and bohemian interests and lifestyles where there is a tendency towards self-creation and experimentation as opposed to tradition or popular mass opinions and behaviors,[3][8] as with humanist philosophical positions and ethics.
>"What do I mean by individualism? I mean by individualism the moral doctrine which, relying on no dogma, no tradition, no external determination, appeals only to the individual conscience."
Individualism is incompatible with traditionalism at a fundamental level. You are just either ignorant of individualism or outright deluding yourself/lying to others so as to increase the appeal of your feel good pop hindutva. Our your just an NPC who is easily swayed by online blogs.
anon11/02/2019 (Mon) 05:49:105592Reply
>>5590
>>5591
Also
>this is your brain on liberalism
>This is your brain on the ideology that birthed individualism
Gonna be a yikes from me.
Individualists should ideally be apathic to tradition. Don't confuse their apathy to be acceptance or rejection of tradition and delude yourself you are one because some feel goody pop hindutva blog told you it is. Also I'm not a liberal in the sense you use it. Progressive liberalism is a meme.
anon11/02/2019 (Mon) 11:22:335594Reply
>more individualistic
>implying thats a good thing
that faggot is right. stop basing your opinion from pop hindu blogs that are on the same level of trash as a infowars and brietbart and take up a book and read
https://www.amazon.com/Against-Individualism-Rethinking-Foundations-Philosophy/dp/073919982X
anon06/02/2019 (Wed) 13:55:435534Reply
Have you done it?
anon07/02/2019 (Thu) 12:30:535545Reply
>>5534
N..no 😓
anon07/02/2019 (Thu) 15:38:195547Reply
>>5534
Used to do this when I was a small fat kid and had an itchy arsehole, it was usually followed by me making other kids sniff it under the pretense of it being a special kind of Ittar. Dumb chuts would fall for this shit everytime.
anon10/02/2019 (Sun) 05:18:265578Reply
>>5534
Get some help
>>5547
You too
anon11/02/2019 (Mon) 11:14:495593Reply
>>5534
i long for the day when a girl will bully me like this
HiNdI iZ aUr NaTiNuL lAnGaYgEanon16/12/2018 (Sun) 07:54:494432Reply
>discover Indiachan by random Google results
>get excited
>see Hindi everywhere

Can't India ever have a good chan without the BiMaRUs infesting it with Hindi?
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anon10/02/2019 (Sun) 02:14:385574Reply
>>5572
Youre missing the point
anon10/02/2019 (Sun) 02:58:525575Reply
>>5574
Not really. I completely understand what you are saying.
For you its a 'non native' language. For an Southie its as foreign to them as English(and before you use the muh sanskrit loanwords meme, thats only one factor that determines the relative difficulty of learning languages, there are even more like script, grammer, pronounciation, etc...) and as difficult to learn but with few to no benefits other than talk to bhaiyyabhangis who come to their cities asking for jobs(if it was the other way around then it would have made sense). Getting anglo'd is more acceptable than getting bhaiyya'd.
India is not an actual nation, stop deluding yourself it is and thinking people will easily bend to the nationalism meme and learn a language alien to them and be subserviant to an alien culture that is percieved as lesser than them.
If you want Hindi to suceed in replacing English, then artificially boost the cultural hierarchy of hindi culture via a dictatorship. Logically speaking english or hindi makes no difference in governance of the nation. Although by utilitarian measure English is more useful and easier to impose.
You are just a deluded nationalist npc speaking through your emotions and feelings.
anon10/02/2019 (Sun) 03:03:275576Reply
>>5574
>>5575
I mean you fags complain about our languages sounding ooga booga and sounding all the same and scripts looking like jelabi and looking the same. On what basis are you even proposing that Hindi will be easier to learn than English for us when you can't even percieve the relative difference of letters and words and realize the gist of a conversation without learning the language?
anon10/02/2019 (Sun) 04:55:375577Reply
>>5575
>If you want Hindi to suceed in replacing English, then artificially boost the cultural hierarchy of hindi culture via a dictatorship.
I wish. India would likely function better over all if it was a dictatorship like China.
anon10/02/2019 (Sun) 11:01:515579Reply
>>5577
India would be even better off being a British colony tbqh




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