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How do i buy headphone in this curfew boysanonb678cc
04/05/2020 (Sun) 01:20:2082016View ThreadMod
So my headphone broke 3 days ago, and i am living without it, laptop needs repair so not able to use that too much, how the fuck am i to cope with this , I am seriously hoping they let amazon or flipkart to deliever from april 15. I am fucked

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anonb678cc04/05/2020 (Sun) 03:53:1282039Mod
Bencho kaha jao me, voh fuckfest of gangu hai quora

anon53eac104/05/2020 (Sun) 04:06:2982041Mod
My younger bro's headphone stopped working as well. My earphones are still working though so it's okay

anonb678cc04/05/2020 (Sun) 04:20:4182042Mod
in other countries online shopping is working
i hope it works in ours too after 15

anone3326204/05/2020 (Sun) 07:20:5382081Mod
Buy the Sennheiser HD 660S and pair it with a FiiO K5 Pro.

anon17aa8504/05/2020 (Sun) 17:34:3282308Mod
i am stuck with broken phone and laptop. i am managing somehow

04/05/2020 (Sun) 09:44:0082135View ThreadMod
>parents watching TV
>Kapil segment comes up
>he jokes about how actresses are bold these days and other things
>I get up and go to another room
>can hear them laughing
why must they make it so awkward
anon1e214604/05/2020 (Sun) 10:28:5082176Mod
>I get up and go to another room

anonb7c51704/05/2020 (Sun) 11:22:2882202Mod
He gaps to Kapil Sharma jokes

anon81dc6604/05/2020 (Sun) 11:29:1082203Mod
Too awkward.

anonb4013304/05/2020 (Sun) 12:19:5982220Mod
Lol my father was watching the same broadcast today. I hardly laugh at his jokes. SAB tv was showing old episodes of tarak mehta Gpl it made me chuckle but kapil is shit.

04/04/2020 (Sat) 15:32:3981960View ThreadMod
Any gay Muslim here? I need to suck cut 9" rod, myself brshmin hindu

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anondee22d04/04/2020 (Sat) 15:38:1381964Mod
If you ignore the number part of your ID, you'll get what you want.

anon7b852904/04/2020 (Sat) 16:10:2681969Mod
the bimaru masterrace

anoncfaf1504/04/2020 (Sat) 17:56:5381989Mod

anon2b590404/05/2020 (Sun) 03:05:5582026Mod
fucking incredible that you can ride in suspension give me your phone number

anonab6f5004/05/2020 (Sun) 05:47:2082060Mod
Now kiss you two

Serious questionanon5d3afe
04/03/2020 (Fri) 09:47:4681707View ThreadMod
Do girls actually enjoy being treated disrespectfully by guys? Like, many of my internet friends send texts to girls like "Hey, babe. Send me pics of your boobs." And if they refuse, they are like "Send, you stupid slut." And girls don't seem to mind that.

I am afraid of even asking a girl out, because they might report me for sexual harassment. But I see other guys talking so directly with girls.

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anon89476804/04/2020 (Sat) 15:00:0781950Mod
From the experience I've had, yes.
But only in sexualy scenarios, and if you end up doing it right, you can extend it further to daily everday routines.

anonf7c2ea04/04/2020 (Sat) 15:03:4281951Mod
It was relevant because a girl won't get off on being dominated by a 5'8 average looking guy

anon32548f04/04/2020 (Sat) 15:23:5281957Mod

anon32548f04/04/2020 (Sat) 15:24:0581958Mod
Fair enough.

anon6cbe5b04/05/2020 (Sun) 05:00:0882047Mod
you should have a chad tier face to dominate at 5'8

04/04/2020 (Sat) 18:16:3781990View ThreadMod
இங்க மொத்தம் எத்தனை தமிழ் பசங்க இருக்காங்க.

Madpsych onu
Naa onnu

வேற யாரு?

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anon049ba504/05/2020 (Sun) 00:30:2982010Mod
Naan. Usualla inga post pana maten.

anon7ba2af04/05/2020 (Sun) 00:38:4682012Mod
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
Catch a nigger by the toe.
If he hollers, let him go,
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

anon049ba504/05/2020 (Sun) 00:47:4082013Mod
Ima get medieval on your ass

anon98cf8204/05/2020 (Sun) 03:54:4682040Mod
Dei baadu why do you care. Become a tripfag if you have the balls. Otherwise stop with this meta cringe and get the fuck back to reddit.

anon0f3ec804/05/2020 (Sun) 04:46:0482046Mod
Engel Annan mango peniz a kaapathunga da

04/05/2020 (Sun) 00:34:1382011View ThreadMod
Do you think the lockdown will be extended further in India?
anon39d0fb04/05/2020 (Sun) 00:51:2382014Mod
You tell me

anon3437e004/05/2020 (Sun) 01:22:2782017Mod
it will be , but if they dont let companies and shops open we will die of economical crisis, best bet is to make sure people follow social distancing, let Online shopping prevail so people dont go out much.

But MOdu Lodu isnt handling well so he will simply extend

anon0eb8ab04/05/2020 (Sun) 02:37:5482021Mod
>die of economic crisis
Have you ever heard something about reserves? Fuck off with your alarmist attitude.

anon3437e004/05/2020 (Sun) 03:50:1582035Mod
ours isnt enough, do you know how the village will feed itself, good thing is spain has reported lower cses for 2 straight days, we might see lower rates by april 11 perhaps if we follow rules.

But I do believe the best strat will be to remove quarantine in small steps , like no eduction centre open at all, be it colleges and school or playschools or coaching shit etc.

Not many fast food joints, Public distancing etc, mass production of kits and safety equipment,

Mate the govt cant feed and pay for more than a month. I hope vehicular public transport runs

04/05/2020 (Sun) 02:52:2582022View ThreadMod
Has anyone here tried to pray to Kamdev and Rati.
Worshiping them will make you more attractive and it also gets you love.
So incel and single bois , take notes.
Also it helps in maintaining a great love life and marriage.
04/04/2020 (Sat) 19:01:3681996View ThreadMod
I ordered Chinese tonight. Small Chinese delivery driver comes to the door, so I walked out to meet him. He started shouting "isolate, isolate." I said no you're not, I only ordered 25 minutes ago!
anond9c00704/05/2020 (Sun) 01:05:5482015Mod

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anoncd2a6d04/01/2020 (Wed) 05:41:2481107Mod
Bloody Paki

anonb9fce604/01/2020 (Wed) 07:23:4581127Mod

anon5ea6a504/01/2020 (Wed) 07:26:4481130Mod
He's not wrong tho

anona78b6304/01/2020 (Wed) 08:58:1781150Mod
china is anything but a civilisation tho
tv ban, eating ban, concert ban, enjoyment ban wtf is this?
India, even tho its a shitty economic sphere, does love its people to a fault where its problematic

anonb1729504/04/2020 (Sat) 23:41:5982008Mod
>tv ban, eating ban, concert ban, enjoyment ban wtf is this?
"civilization" here means conserving tradition of ancients. So All of bans you mentioned is positive for Civilization

04/04/2020 (Sat) 16:31:1681970View ThreadMod

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anon7a586b04/04/2020 (Sat) 17:27:1781983Mod
You clearly haven't sucked enough pahadi cocks.
t.bimaru grindr lord

anon263c8b04/04/2020 (Sat) 17:37:5181985Mod
Ek full plate fried Darjeeling momo dede, Bahadur.

anon9cde7904/04/2020 (Sat) 18:54:5981994Mod
can you photoshoop laptop on his bum while boasting a headphone

anonbbfaea04/04/2020 (Sat) 22:39:0082003Mod
hello dear gora, we speak bery good english heer in inthiya!! in fact all inthiyans spek english, im prod saaauth inthiyannnn da

anon69d6aa04/04/2020 (Sat) 23:15:0682004Mod

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