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/b/ - बकlol

बोलो जुबाँ केसरी
anon10/05/2019 (Fri) 14:13:519549Reply
>>>/g/641
Bros plz halp
anon09/05/2019 (Thu) 18:55:249508Reply
>Take Armodafinil cause it helps me concentrate and I have exams in 10 hours
>End up concentrating on EU4 for the past 4 hours, calculating stuff that'd help me play more efficiently.

Fuck this
anon10/05/2019 (Fri) 01:38:169520Reply
>>9508
lol
anon10/05/2019 (Fri) 12:18:569539Reply
>>9508
How did the exam go dude
anon10/05/2019 (Fri) 13:39:369543Reply
>>9539
OK. Or maybe that's just the nootropics warping my memory.
Is this some scam? Anyone encountered it before?anon10/05/2019 (Fri) 08:09:059532Reply
It happened to me 3 times already. I smell something fishy going on.
It always start with some bhangi coming up to you and saying he and his family come from Mahar Rashtra (All the three times it's the same place). Then he'll talk about how they got stuck there and they need help to go back home. Then they'll ask for some token help, some money to travel or to buy food. I got away by saying I had no money all three times. This happened in different places in Bhangilore.
anon10/05/2019 (Fri) 08:31:569535Reply
>>9532
Those people don't actually exist. They are the "NPC's" of real world (no not the meme). When the fabric of reality experiences a glitch, such incidents happen. You can do nothing about it, just wait for a few weeks everything will be back to normal. No they aren't dangerous nor do they threaten your life
anon10/05/2019 (Fri) 10:46:469536Reply
>>9532
My friend once fell for it and saw the man smoking at a shop 10 minutes later
anon10/05/2019 (Fri) 11:38:069537Reply
>>9532
Two loli beggars used to hang out in front of my school for a few years. Then one day it was raining really hard and I had to hold an umbrella in one hand, and a bag full of some BS cardboard projectshit in the other.

Suddenly one of the lolis came up to me and put a hand on my right thigh. The other came up and put one on my left. Thankfully I had my wallet in the bag for some reason so they ended up patting me down a bit around my legs(Won't pretend I didn't enjoy it even if they were dirty chamars) and disengaged.
anon10/05/2019 (Fri) 11:42:569538Reply
>>9537
I had increased my speed when they put their hands on me and I can walk reasonably fast so the lolis had to run to keep up with me. Again, their faces fucked up the anesthetics but if only they were qts it'd have been a scene straight from an pedo harem anime. They were both soaked too so I'm 90% sure I could've seen something if they weren't so damn short.
anon09/05/2019 (Thu) 19:54:219511Reply
Late night snacks.
What's /b/ eating?
anon09/05/2019 (Thu) 20:39:329512Reply
>>9511
OP's mom
anon10/05/2019 (Fri) 01:20:079518Reply
>>9511
ew that looks bad
anon10/05/2019 (Fri) 05:30:599530Reply
>>9512
this
anon10/05/2019 (Fri) 08:24:259534Reply
>>9511
Your mom's pyuss
anon07/05/2019 (Tue) 20:38:069334Reply
Can anyone kill me?
anon07/05/2019 (Tue) 20:40:549335Reply
>>9334
Kangressis will say this is Photoshopped.
anon07/05/2019 (Tue) 20:41:469337Reply
>>9335
Do you have fentynl or nembutal ?
anon07/05/2019 (Tue) 20:43:179339Reply
>>9337
BASED
anon09/05/2019 (Thu) 18:51:029507Reply
Do it yourself coward
anon09/05/2019 (Thu) 18:19:339505Reply
how are you holding up bros
anon09/05/2019 (Thu) 18:26:549506Reply
>>9505
>found out I have liver disease due to alcoholism
>still working long hours and now eating bland shit
>unable to quit smoking, feel like shit afterwards
>spend most of my free time online
>be in unbearable pain a few days a week
Just holding on, can't do much
is this even possible?anon08/05/2019 (Wed) 17:45:599385Reply
> be me 14 betafag
> parents out for 2 days
> jerk off continuously cos retarded
> sleep after exhausted
> wake with pain in stomach
> needtoshit.mp4
> shitaton.jpeg
> few min later pain again
> shatagain.png
> exhausted.gif
> mfw i gave myself diarrhea from fapping
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anon08/05/2019 (Wed) 18:41:479398Reply
>>9387
I'm sorry man, I know everyone here's a degenerate but calling someone the L word is taking it too far. Bhangi is appropriate since I am one. Not the L word tho, please
anon08/05/2019 (Wed) 18:41:559399Reply
>>9387
I'm sorry man, I know everyone here's a degenerate but calling someone the L word is taking it too far. Bhangi is appropriate since I am one. Not the L word tho, please
anon08/05/2019 (Wed) 18:42:289400Reply
>>9385
gaand dho thik se pehle.
anon09/05/2019 (Thu) 03:54:479465Reply
>>9400
Why are you everywhere?
anon09/05/2019 (Thu) 15:31:039486Reply
>>9465
Because his shit is squeaky clean
class 10(previously 11) fag09/05/2019 (Thu) 02:50:059462Reply
This should be stickied
Class 11(previously 10) fag#n4bQgY09/05/2019 (Thu) 05:35:139469Reply
>>9462
How many times have I told you to quit using my name?
Quit it now
anon09/05/2019 (Thu) 09:42:339471Reply
>>9462
Have sex incel
class 10(previously 11) fag09/05/2019 (Thu) 11:26:299474Reply
>>9469
But I'm not using your name
Class 11(previously 10) fag#n4bQgY09/05/2019 (Thu) 14:02:349481Reply
>>9471
I will wait 3 years and do it legally
>>9474
"class 10(previously 11) fag" is my name and you keep posting with this name trying to defame me
anon09/05/2019 (Thu) 14:20:449484Reply
>>9481
No it's not
anon09/05/2019 (Thu) 12:46:519478Reply
Step 1. Complain about low traffic on the site
Step 2. Ban people who have never posted from posting.
anon09/05/2019 (Thu) 13:57:419479Reply
>>9478
t paki
anon09/05/2019 (Thu) 10:05:089472Reply
>Kerala Man Hits Son With Spade Handle for Failing to Score ‘A Plus’, Arrested
The boy had scored ‘A plus’ in 6 of the 10 subjects, while his father was expecting the top score in all subjects, police said
anon09/05/2019 (Thu) 12:13:579476Reply
>>9472
The absolute state of this country




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