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04/04/2020 (Sat) 16:31:1681970View ThreadMod

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anon7a586b04/04/2020 (Sat) 17:27:1781983Mod
You clearly haven't sucked enough pahadi cocks.
t.bimaru grindr lord

anon263c8b04/04/2020 (Sat) 17:37:5181985Mod
Ek full plate fried Darjeeling momo dede, Bahadur.

anon9cde7904/04/2020 (Sat) 18:54:5981994Mod
can you photoshoop laptop on his bum while boasting a headphone

anonbbfaea04/04/2020 (Sat) 22:39:0082003Mod
hello dear gora, we speak bery good english heer in inthiya!! in fact all inthiyans spek english, im prod saaauth inthiyannnn da

anon69d6aa04/04/2020 (Sat) 23:15:0682004Mod

04/02/2020 (Thu) 21:14:2481594View ThreadMod
How do I create animated images like these? And even versions of pepe frog?

What software do you guys use?

Youtube Suggestion more welcomed

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anon1b6b4504/04/2020 (Sat) 14:58:1881949Mod

anon2c778704/04/2020 (Sat) 15:05:2081952Mod
Dude chill thats a legal girl

anon1b6b4504/04/2020 (Sat) 15:08:0781954Mod
I'm the coronaBRO artist.
I'd like to learn about fingeri- finger painting.

anon1b6b4504/04/2020 (Sat) 15:08:4781955Mod
Also, thanks for the affirmation.
On second glance, she looks like a generic latina slut.
Lupe Fuantes was of this sort.

anon718bdb04/04/2020 (Sat) 20:45:4781997Mod

04/04/2020 (Sat) 17:37:1281984View ThreadMod
>stocks and real estate prices are plumetting
who else is gonna make an absolute killing? I'm gonna invest a few crores into both. Gotta take advantage of these black swan events.
anon9bc52504/04/2020 (Sat) 18:40:0481993Mod
Real estate can become very heavy bags. Buy land if possible

anon6b926804/04/2020 (Sat) 18:58:5181995Mod
is that lauren southern

04/03/2020 (Fri) 07:12:5481673View ThreadMod
So i work in private sector for a private consultant based in West Bengal but I work in Southern state.
These fish fuckin faggots have suspended from till April 14th as unpaid leave.
My contract ends in May but is this legal?
Shouldn't they be paying me regardless?
Also modi assured that no one will fire or suspend current employees during this lockdown, what legal or other option do I have here?

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anon701c3904/03/2020 (Fri) 08:49:2081696Mod
I can't fight it for long as those faggots as they've crores of turnover per year and they'll be firing me too.
Any anonymous means?

anona014c704/03/2020 (Fri) 13:38:0881747Mod
Based Bengali crorepati making lungi kun starve and SEETHE impotently.

anonee2cd304/03/2020 (Fri) 13:43:5581748Mod
Should have listened to the commies and trade unionists instead of impotently seething now.

anonee2cd304/03/2020 (Fri) 13:46:1081749Mod
Honestly hope all quarantine extends and all the IT cucks get laid off.

anon32a07f04/04/2020 (Sat) 18:31:4181992Mod
Turnover doesn't mean sgit if their is no margin. I support you though.unleash your lungi on the rosogollas

04/04/2020 (Sat) 15:57:2581966View ThreadMod
>nationwide lockdown
>online classes
anonbdea8804/04/2020 (Sat) 16:08:2281967Mod
someone has started a change.org petition

anonbdea8804/04/2020 (Sat) 16:09:1481968Mod
>Due to Coronavirus outbreak all schools and colleges in Mumbai are suspended till 14th April. This gap is resulting in stress among students as colleges fear that Mumbai University won’t consider the outbreak effect and schedule the exams as it is going to. Colleges are bombarding students with multiple assignments and self study topics.

>UPDATE 1- Lockdown has been extended upto 14th April. So this makes submissions more difficult. Also, the portion is way behind and incomplete. Teachers are trying all they can by putting content on Google Classroom but no one is understanding even a bit. Therefore, there is an urgent need of cancellation of end semester exams.
Now our fight is for getting waived for all submissions and direct promotion to the respective next semesters!


anon62137a04/04/2020 (Sat) 16:33:0681971Mod
Idk why but the word student always gives me a boner.
All I think of is a girl in tight school clothes begging for some dick.

anonb7832b04/04/2020 (Sat) 16:35:2181972Mod
You've been watching too much porn.

anon71f9d204/04/2020 (Sat) 17:55:5781988Mod
Feels good to be a dropout NEET

04/01/2020 (Wed) 14:55:1781205View ThreadMod
why is it that whenever something disgusting happens, like rape or mob lynching. Its always in a few nothie states. We all know who those are. The number of crimes that happen and then go unreported are so fucking high, and sometimes i feel like even the state government is turning a blind eye to all the mob lynching that goes on. I have no idea how people in those areas ever feel safe. The'll have to cope with the fact that they are living inside a ticking timebomb that could go of any moment. For the educated upper, this will never seem as a problem. But for those in the lower eschelon of society, this truly is the definition of hell.

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anon554f2904/04/2020 (Sat) 14:46:4481945Mod
ok dhruv chatee

anonee063d04/04/2020 (Sat) 15:05:3781953Mod
Maybe because it actually took place? Remains of several weapons and chariots have been found in Kurukshetra. There are some inscriptions on ancient Persian monuments which indicate that there indeed was a massive war in Aryavrattam (India) some 6000 years ago. But, have fun staying in denial, Chang.

anonda0c8c04/04/2020 (Sat) 16:59:0881981Mod
>Die by thousands to put inbred Turk on the throne of Delhi
>Get drunk and lose Delhi the moment the first Anglo shows up

Sounds like Amits all right.

anon4b571204/04/2020 (Sat) 17:16:3881982Mod
>Get raped by Turks
>Get raped by Mughals
>Get raped by pindaris
>Get cucked by the perfidious Anglo
>Years later one of your descendants mocks those who actually put up a fight against invaders on a Kabuli Bacchabaazi forum
Sounds about bengali, alright. Pic related, your precious Gauda starting the tradition of being a cumdumpster of Turkic overlords

anon6334e904/04/2020 (Sat) 17:39:1081986Mod
Muslim nigger

04/04/2020 (Sat) 01:32:0081855View ThreadMod
Am I ugly?

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anonf94b0104/04/2020 (Sat) 08:00:3281885Mod
You look like a simp. Get some fashion sense and hit the gym. Also holy fuck that haircut

anon268ca504/04/2020 (Sat) 08:01:4381886Mod
Yes. Shave your pre pubescent "beard" and get a good hairstyle.

anon06a3df04/04/2020 (Sat) 08:31:1381887Mod
You look really average, you have no striking features and easily forgettable face. Very unremarkable in general. Weak frame and also manlet proportions, how tall are you 5'6" ?

anon2e772004/04/2020 (Sat) 13:16:0781933Mod
Get your hair done anon

anonbf3fc404/04/2020 (Sat) 13:35:0581936Mod

Can't shitanon12c7d1
04/04/2020 (Sat) 09:56:3281898View ThreadMod
Guys, i am not being able to do the shitting, can anyone help.
anona32b7c04/04/2020 (Sat) 10:10:0281899Mod
Drink three glasses of water in the morning before going to the bathroom. This used to help me let out huge dumps. If problam still persist then eat more and try water next morning.

anond6a6f904/04/2020 (Sat) 10:14:3181900Mod
Maybe your asshole is too tight for the shit to come out
Finger yourself in the morning daily to loosen your asshole

anon088fd904/04/2020 (Sat) 11:01:0981903Mod
Coffee is good for you in situations like this

anoncee22504/04/2020 (Sat) 12:15:5481918Mod
i had the same problem do basic excercise in morning and evening

anoncee22504/04/2020 (Sat) 12:17:2181919Mod
also lots of water and eat stuff thatia fibre rich, last resort should be laxatives, but you might get depended on those

04/03/2020 (Fri) 05:30:2381626View ThreadMod
Help me /b/ros , I have an identity crisis. I am a up Ka bhaiya bhumihar born and raised in Chandigarh and it has severely messed me mentally. I never considered myself that different from any other kid growing up but it soon became apparent due to different dietary habits, surnames and accents (I have a very puritarian way of speaking Hindi) . I was a tall(I am almost 6"7) and fat kid towering over other people so no one bullied me but it also intimidated people and no one talked to me until I approached them. As I had interest in anime and video games in school had a few friends in middle school and highschool because most of the kids were busy orbiting chicks and I was a hardcore seen obsessed with anime character (makes me cringe in retrospect). Now, as a college student I can't relate to anyone as most students listen to Punjabi music and do other ghetto things that I can't comprehend. I feel if I was born and raised in UP I would have led a very different life and had more friends as more people would share my interest of anime and pcgaming rather than Punjabi rap and cricket/football.

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anon301e8d04/04/2020 (Sat) 05:41:1981866Mod
would you take rather 2 inches of dick

anond124b804/04/2020 (Sat) 05:50:0581867Mod
You'll not have any left then

anond7a59604/04/2020 (Sat) 06:39:3681868Mod
i can always pull out

anon19bbfd04/04/2020 (Sat) 08:44:0381891Mod
chandifag here bro, come play apehoop at the PU sports ground, even if you're not actually playing come hang out with the bros, you'll fit in well

anon19bbfd04/04/2020 (Sat) 08:51:2481893Mod
some of the arts fags over at DAV college are also pretty based and comfy, they play a fuck ton of dota2 and do a lot of weed though

इस्ट्राबेरी इन माइ गार्डन।इस्ट्राबेरी इन माइ गार्डन।5f4f68
04/03/2020 (Fri) 10:32:0581713View ThreadMod
इस्ट्राबेरी इन माइ गार्डन।

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anon21a31b04/03/2020 (Fri) 12:38:0181736Mod
She is pure amd cute satanya sama.

anon331f6f04/03/2020 (Fri) 12:44:2081737Mod
Post your tits slut

anon6ddede04/03/2020 (Fri) 12:56:0781740Mod
Ask your mom.

anona38aea04/03/2020 (Fri) 13:16:2981743Mod

anon75947304/04/2020 (Sat) 06:51:4381869Mod
Lun chus mera

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