Catalog of /b/

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Why is this website so dead? There must be a reason, right?
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ankita dave

does anybody have the "ankita dave with her brother" video
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Today is gonna be gloomy. No problem though. I'll drag through

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Based and Delhipilled

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wtf
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साल मे कितने दिन होते हैं ? A)365 B)100. Reply A/B जीतो Rs100 रिचार्ज

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These little fuckers were confirmed extinct today
श्रद्धांजलि देने के लिए फ दबायें
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bramble_Cay_melomys
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The sun is stronk today. It's good for my bones. A dog came up to me today.he held his paw. All in all a nice morning

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wut

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Earth is flat.

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What's the funniest, weird or cringe fake product have you seen someone wearing or using?
Fake in the sense that the brand name is misspelled etc
While commuting I saw a girl holding a bag with kike printed all over it
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Todays gonna be a good day. The weather is nice. The air is fresh.

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Just a quick info for this board:

India sucks cock and smells like big, big poo
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Fart: पाद मारने की ये 25 बातें जान हँसी रोक नहीं पायेंगे आप, Interesting facts about Fart |
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5CWlYYrAAoE

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India Main Social Media Ke Chutiyap Log.

Kaise ees cancer ko rokeh ? Meri 50 saal ki ma bhi abhi poora din Facebook pe hi time spend karti.
Mere saare dost hamesha facebook, Instagram etc etc chuyiap karte.
Mere frndlist ke 30% posts India pak chutiyap se bhara hai...aur baaki ke 20% Femnazi's se.

KYA KARE KI YE CHUTIYAP SE MUKTI MILE.

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Mods are sleeping
Post p*rn

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>bhangi cries and whines about being a neet
>everyone tells him to fuck off and stop being such a bhangi
Wew, didn't know reddit India was this based
https://www.reddit.com/r/india/comments/61wzbn/need_guidance_i_failed_in_gate_i_am_unemployed/

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Buy ChainLink bros

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>tfw to scared to ride a bike because everyone drives like a chinkgook

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Hello frands what are you doing on valentines day?

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I'm the guy who complained about being jobless neet when indiachan 3.0 started. I wanted to remind you fags that I'm still a neet.
>tfw tier 3 engineer college graduate

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What are some filters you use to recognize faggots to keep away from?
>he uses fuck after every sentence to sound edgy

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What if... Guys what if modi and gov has been pushing shitty currency notes in an effort of planned obsolescence of money bills and gradual introduction of e-money systems thereby putting us under (((their))) control even more.
Once rupee bills start degrading quickly and a whole lot of half torn currency notes start circulating even the most resilient of tinfoil hats will look towards ewallet options.

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So this is the power of India

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India related YLYL?

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What is /b/ doing this Sunday

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LOL

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when did you realize that india in it's pure traditional form is more individualistic than the west

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Have you done it?

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HiNdI iZ aUr NaTiNuL lAnGaYgE

>discover Indiachan by random Google results
>get excited
>see Hindi everywhere

Can't India ever have a good chan without the BiMaRUs infesting it with Hindi?

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD

or you'r facial structure will become like pic related.

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mom's happy

>today's birthday
>middleclass family
>family did everything for me
>money hard to come by
>finished college
>started doing wedding photography as a job
>started making some money
>pays all the bills and stuff
>has to buy food and stuff since birthday
>lots of money in bank account
>buy mom best food money can buy
>mom's happy
>walks into my room as i was on the internet
>"anon, mom's happy today since you spend your own money for me"
>mfw

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German Computer Teacher in India story

I worked in Bangalore, India once, 5 years ago. As a computer Teacher. My school in germany tried to invest in existing schools, colaborate with schools or open schools. They (the founder of the school, 3 employees and me) met with people involved in education in India. There were a few conferences where i was sitting in a big room. Main subject was there should be systems to make education comparable.

Typical german idiot thinking. Trying to destroy the natural flow of things to establish systems, which means create hierarchies to defend the systems. Making everything comparable as to easier exploit it. Terrible idea. Solving problems by creating more problems. Whatever.

I was there for little longer then a week. Everybody was nice. People were calm and unagressive. Indian people in the streets had the freedom to walk slow. I felt the absense of this underlying hostility towards everything. People wouldn't bother each other, there was no need. Also very little greed, very few instances of people trying to take advantage/fool/trick other people.
In my city here in Germany people are fast and angry.

There were lots of religious symbols everywhere, often colorful; lots of colours in general. Lots of smells too, flowers, parfumes, incense; but very little nasty smells. I only saw a few nasty things:

I saw a river that people would throw their trash in, it smelled horrible. The river flew right through the city.

Other nasty thing i saw was a heap of trash in the street. Used to be a sidewalk but it was just a big pile of trash. Since there were no garbage bins in that area, i suppose these garbage piles were collected once in a while.

XD i remember asking a student how to dispose of my coconut, that i bought in the street for little money. (Loved the coconuts so much. I drank them all the time). He could see i was looking for a place to put it. He could tell i was thinking of a trashbin so he asked me to give him the coconut because he was about to show me how to get rid of it. He was energetic and joyful as he did it:

Said something like "oh yeah i'll show you how to do it" He took the coconut and rolled it like a bowling ball to this big trash heap i for some reason did not even register before he thrre the coconut at it. I just laughed very loud. Wouldn't have thought to just leave it with the other trash. I just thought it is great there are places on the planet where this is possible.

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झंडे वालो की माँ का भोसड़ा

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I heard in India it's common practice for the oldest son of the family to take a fat shit in the doorstep every morning for good luck and to ward off evil spirits during the day.
Only after he collected enough cow piss for the family breakfast of course.

Can anyone confirm?
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/asp/ general

Make the switch, brother.

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>watching wrestling past the age of
14
That's gonna be a yikes from me mate

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lol gross

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Worked
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Life is a pain when you have degree from shitty college

>1.5+ years since graduation
>no job
>flunked CAT
>brb kms

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Make Indiachan Great Again

How will we revive this dead and animated corpse of old indiachan alive once again?

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AMA

I have not yet found one person irl who I can talk to comfortably at my own level without dumbing myself down.

Pernicious truths aside, you should know that you're wasting your time on the internet if you're here for memes- this place is a dead end and probably monitored. I know a LOT, so ask me absolutely ANYTHING and I'll honor you with a proper answer.

>Why are you doing this?

Major ennui, bored, etcetra, etcetra. Honestly, just want to know if there is another human who can think in this godforsaken satanic human breeding ground called India.

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A white man and an Indian go to a bar.
The server says "we don't serve cowpiss here" and the Indian leaves again.
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Fuck that faggot lungimoot

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Why do Indians shit in the streets?

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YOU CRINGE YOU LOOSE: INDIAN MEMER EDITION

https://youtu.be/pgyhKO9Xu9U
Find something more cringe than this
Protip: you can't
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HEllo bernds

Hello bernds

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I have something to tell you, guys

Open

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Practical story thread

Fucked up my physics practical /b/
How was your class 12 physics practical

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>come home from work
>turn on news channel
>"SaaS Bahu aur CBI"
>switch channel
>"Jungle news: billi nikalti hai 100 tarah ki aawazein"
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The absolute state of furries and western intellect on Discord

https://www.reddit.com/r/discordapp/comments/aknrs9/another_confirmation_from_an_earlier_message_and/

Literally supporting pedo bestiality because the entire staff is composed of furries

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>The lights flickered on and off while I was taking a piss.
Is this it?am I going to be raped by a daayan?

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Say in the future study of hinduism declines heavily in india and most of it is taught from outside through english and romanised sanskrit, would you still feel compelled to learn and follow it?

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How you holding up, /b/hratas?

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Class 10th fag here

Am I youngest one here?

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What is your IQ /b/hratas?
128 IQ brainlet here

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Enslaving Pigskins

Muslims are total barabarian savages but you have to give them credit for enslaving pigskins.

Time has come that we, Indians and other dark skinned races enslave these crackers.

These roaches talk about "poo in loo" all the time. So, we should enslave these pigskins and turn them into our live loos. Whenever someone who doesn't have toilet to go to (you can see that it's hardly 20% people now, thanks to Modiji), will open the mouth of nearest pigskin slave and take nice big dump in his mouth. The slave will eat it up, like a good one he is. Think about it, you don't even have to feed food to these cumskin subhuman slaves. They'll survive on our poo and piss. Not only that, well make them eat their own poo and piss.

Gay men can also use them to dump their loads in their buttholes.

We all know what kind of filthy whores white women are. White women are not worthy of any respect. They are the worst kind of women on this planet. Busting your nut is what only they're worth. We can turn white women into our cum dumpsters. Fuck each hole of theirs sore. We can have pigskin women sitting on roads, streets and alleys. Whenever you want to bust a nut, you drag one by her hair and do the deed. She can also be used as loo.

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White walkers

What's the deal with them? What do they want and how does one become one?

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How does it feel to be living in a shithole country where your own countrymen are gang-raping animals and toddlers?

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Do you ever leave notes for your family members? Or is it an embarrassing practice?

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The absolute state of India

Let's recap:
Colonized and civilized by British for two centuries. -> People still shit in public and people are gang raping goats.

Over a billion inhabitants. -> Not even a single athlete worth a shit.

Over a billion potential channers. -> Can't even manage to keep an imageboard running.


Anyone care to explain? Why is India such a shithole in every way imaginable?

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Which smartphones are manufactured in India?

Why should I use DuckDuckGo instead of Google?
Originally Answered: Which smartphones are made in India?
Micromax is an Indian company.

IBall is an Indian company.

HCL is an Indian company.

Intex is an Indian company.

Karbonn is an Indian company.

Lava is an Indian company.

Virgin is an Indian company.

Videocon is an Indian company.

XOLO is an Indian company.

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Lenovo is a Chinese company.

Asus is a Chinese company.

Coolpad is a Chinese company.

Gionee is a Chinese company.

Huawei is a Chinese company.

Vivo is a Chinese company.

Xiaomi is a chinese company.

LeEco is a chinese company.

Alcatel is a chinese colaboration.

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Acer is a Taiwanese company.

HTC is a Taiwanese company.

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Dell is an American company.

Apple is an American company.

HP is an American company.

Motorola is an American company but purchased by lenovo.

Microsoft is an American company.

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BlackBerry is a Canadian company.

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Sony is a Japanese company.

Toshiba is a Japanese company.

Panasonic is a Japanese company.

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Philips is a Netherlands company.

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Samsung is a South Korean company.

LG is a South Korean company.

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Nokia is a Finland company.

Now act n forward this to all groups.

Boycott Foreign Companies

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Why is 4chan so racist? Not talking about /pol/, even the other boards like /int/, /his/ etc.

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Milk and Honey

Can't wait to read this piece of poetry wonder

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Thoughts?

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TV SERIES

Anons recommend me some good English TV series along with its genre.
Thanks.

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Help bois

There's this haryanvi jhaant fag continuously harassing my female friend on call

Here's his number

8708147074

Post his number on imageboards or do whatever the fuck you wanna do.

And bonus question- Why are jhaants subhuman niggers ?

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Wats the hairiest group Of Indians ? So Indians are considered disgustingly hairy by certain faggots so I just wanted to know who all these hairy motherfuckers are ? I don’t think us keralites are that hairy considering my leg I posted is the hairiest part of my body and I think I look like a normal average person here

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bhosda

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bump

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Now my eye is twitching continuously. Wtf?

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I poked my eye. Ouch
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POO POO PEE PEE
ME NAME PAJEET
I SHIT IN STREET
PEE PEE POO POO
ME EAT CURRY
COVER PAVEMENT IN MY SHITTY FLURRY
POO POO PEE PEE
MESSAGE GIRLS FROM THE WEST
BUT THEY DO NOT SHOW ME BREAST
PEE PEE POO POO

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>be me
>family tells me we're shiva panthi
>show them few pics of bhairavas and ask about their role as far as our tradition
>they get mad at me for "showing them bad things"
wut
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Kerala cuisine

Even though us malyalis are the greatest people on India one thing I do have to admit to North Indians and Tamils is that our food is extremely mediocre and theirs is miles better ,so thank you parambuthooris for all them food

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THIS IS HATE THREAD OF INDIAN WOMEN

Most Indian women especially young are closed minded and they don't want to hug opposite sex. They are over sensitive and defective.

We will do racism against Indian young woman.

Discriminate against them and replace them with Open Minded European/East Asian Women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in India

Hahahaha!!!! It should be done!!!!

We will win the war

We will do racism against Indian young woman.

THEY MUST SUFFER!!!!!!

Discriminate against them and replace them with Open Minded European/East Asian Women in India

I prefer my girlfriend to be European or East Asian women.

Indian women are defective so it is better to start radicial discrimination against them!!!!!

Indian women are defective!!!

We will replace Indian women population with beautiful european/east asian women in India slowly without violence!!!!!!!!!!

I am an Indian with medium fair skin complexion

ALSO I DIDN'T ASK ANY BOBS and vagina whatever it is. I KNOW IT WON'T HELP ME TO GET GIRLFRIEND
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I’m a malyali Christian and all the Christian women Around me are marrying Hindus and Muslims here,WHAT THE FUK WHAT THE FUK ,fuck you hind poos and mudslides , how can this be happening??? Why are we getting enormously cucked out of no where??fuck this shit I want to die , these ugly niggers are stealing our women and degrading their thousand year old culture and beauty with their inferior genes , fucking kill me ahhhhhhhh

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bengali>malayalam>odia>kannada>kashmiri>punjabi>telugu>hindustani>sindhi>tamil>gujarati

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Just had an anal orgasm AMA

AMA

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>be me
>facebook normie
>finds indiachan.org
>this is a god awful website
>i like it
>spend time on it
>some shits forced but love it
>site is a circlejerk of virgins who spend half their time on r/indiansgonewild
>posts a random bengali girl
>wait for a week
>site gets nuked to shit
>bengali girl and her bengali memeboy fandom raids the shit out of the website
>indiachan.org could not be found
>sad
>goes to 4chan.org
>gets called pajeet
>wished i didnt do that
>some other pajeet gets the blame for what i did
>indiachan.org is back
>lifes good
>bengali chick has no idea i did it

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anyone else here lonely as shit but hate people at the same time
i have severe anxiety so it makes shit even more difficult and i want to cut off f as many people as possible so i dont have to feel uncomfortable or fear getting hurt

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chan culture is mainstream and dead

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Had me out like a light ayy
Like a light ayy
Like a light ayy
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PLEASE FORWARD THIS PLACE TO ASK FACE BHANGI GROUPS AND REDDIT GROUP
I AM FEELING LONELY IN THIS PLACE

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Shitty chan

The /pol/ imitators here are cringy as shit(which is this site as a whole)
Wish there was a better Indian chan which wasn't a shitty copy of 4chan
Also get rid of /pol/ and add /tv/and/fit/

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Mukesh Khanna is now a youtuber
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-6UjdH9EJ94
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DEAD CHAN DEAD CHAN

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Open

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आयिये थोड़ी जानकारी लेते है
क्या आपको पता है क़ि 25 दिसम्बर क्यों मनाया जाता है???

⛳हिन्दू संस्कृति की अभूतपूर्व कहानी।

जिसे सुनकर गदगद हो जायेगा हर प्राणी…


💥अभी यूरोप, अमरीका और ईसाई जगत में इस समय क्रिसमस डे की धूम है। अधिकांश लोगों को तो ये पता ही नहीं है कि यह क्यों मनाया जाता है।


💥कुछ लोगों का भ्रम है कि इस दिन ईशदूत ईसा मसीह का जन्मदिन पड़ता है पर सच्चाई यह है कि 25 दिसम्बर का ईसा मसीह के जन्मदिन से कोई सम्बन्ध ही नहीं है।


🚩वास्तव में पूर्व में 25 दिसम्बर को ‘मकर संक्रांति’ पर्व आता था और यूरोप-अमेरिका धूम-धाम से इस दिन सूर्य उपासना करता था। सूर्य और पृथ्वी की गति के कारण मकर संक्रांति लगभग 80 वर्षों में एक दिन आगे खिसक जाती है।


🚩सायनगणना के अनुसार 22 दिसंबर को सूर्य उत्तरायण की ओर व 22 जून को दक्षिणायन की ओर गति करता है। सायनगणना ही प्रत्यक्ष दृष्टिगोचर होती है। जिसके अनुसार 22 दिसंबर को सूर्य क्षितिज वृत्त में अपने दक्षिण जाने की सीमा समाप्त करके उत्तर की ओर बढ़ना आरंभ करता है। इसलिए 25 को मकर संक्रांति मनाते थे।


🚩विश्व-कोष में दी गई जानकारी के अनुसार सूर्य-पूजा को समाप्त करने के उद्देश्य से क्रिसमस डे का प्रारम्भ किया गया ।


💥ईस्वी सन् 325 में निकेया (अब इजनिक-तुर्की) नाम के स्थान पर सम्राट कांस्टेन्टाइन ने प्रमुख पादरियों का एक सम्मेलन किया और उसमें ईसाईयत को प्रभावी करने की योजना बनाई गई।


💥पूरे यूरोप के 318 पादरी उसमें सम्मिलित हुए। उसी में निर्णय हुआ कि 25 दिसम्बर मकर संक्रान्ति को सूर्य-पूजा के स्थान पर ईसा पूजा की परम्परा डाली जाये और इस बात को छिपाया जाये कि ईसा ने 17 वर्षों तक भारत में धर्म शिक्षा प्राप्त की थी। इसी के साथ ईसा मसीह के मेग्डलेन से विवाह को भी नकार देने का निर्णय इस सम्मेलन में किया गया था।

बादमे पहला क्रिसमस डे 25 दिसम्बर सन् 336 में मनाया गया।


🚩अब आप समज गए होंगे की भारतीय संस्कृति खत्म करके ईसाई करण करने के लिए भारत में भी क्रिसमस डे मनाया जाता है।


🚩हमारे संतों ने सदा हमें हमारी संस्कृति से परिचित कराया और आज भी हमारे हिन्दू संत हिन्दू संस्कृति की सुवास चारों दिशाओं में फैला रहे है। इसी कारण उन्हें विधर्मियों द्वारा न जाने कितना कुछ सहन भी करना पड़ा है।

शेयर

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/mu/

What do you fags listen to?

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Do you worry about getting beheaded in Muslim areas

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How do we fix youtube?

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Chaos

The absolute state of cuck beta men. If you still whiteknight you need to cut your lund and become muslim .

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Thoughts?

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Wtf is this shit that you call chan

Each and everyone in here is absolute normalbhangi chindi chut chamar randi k aulads.
Fuck all you pieces of shit

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Human nature

So some black guy reviews an indian youtuber's diss track and loves it and calls it "sick". Now the fans of that youtubers are not fluent in that kind of English so they think he was abusing their hero. Result? Like dislike ratio~1
Why am I posting this? To show how one little misunderstanding can cause big wars
/pol/ zoomers have also done similar things when they thought leekyforums was some jewish conspiracy
Also it appears like these people were sent by one single guy because most comments said "he is his father"
Conclusion: I know caring about youtubers is a zoomie thing and I know foreigners who feed on indian views deserve to be bashed but I noticed an interesting social characteristic so I felt it was necessary to share. Thoughts?
Open

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 10

L O Y A L T Y over V I R G I N I T Y anyday.

>Be Me
> Indian chad
>Wants a Virgin bride
>Asks if she's a Virgin
>Marries
>Gets to know she's a A level BJ whore
>famous for BJs
>Never fucked the pussy
>The Pussy is Virgin like the agreement.
>Always took the dick in ass
>Asshole is wide af
>Mfw I married a whore

R: 49 / I: 5 / P: 10

The feet of Indian women

Can we get a discussion on female Indian feet going?
Which part of India has the highest quality feet?
Which girls have the softest soles?
Why do many Indian girls cut their big toe nail so long and pointy?

Thanks for any info and insight.