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I just lost a million braincells.
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This is what pajeet consider a 10/10
Open
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Yesterday some bitch boi asked me to post my arms saying he is for sure bigger but then he disappeared after he witnessed me, where is he at now ? fulfil your end
Open
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#CXHUME
Hi everyone. I am a bengali hindu cuck boy. I cannot stop thinking about hindu girls under muslim mard. I am 24 and unmarried. I am looking for a hindu girl who would marry me and make me a cuckold. I know there are many girls who have affairs with muslim men but would like to keep them secret because their parents wouldn’t approve. I promise to let you continue your affair after marriage. That way your parents will be happy since you married a hindu guy, you and your muslim bf will be happy because you can continue your affair and I’ll also be happy to be a cuckold. If anyone interested contact me at cuckopadhyaya@yandex.com
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What age is considered ready for marriage in your state/culture/locality? And what age is considered late for marriage?
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Today I'll teach you, how to scam bhangis and bimarus via YouTube and get easy money.

>search for Gigolo videos
>go to comment section

If you followed the first step correctly, the comment section should look something like this.

>Call them and pretend to be a Gigolo company CEO(yeah it actually works)
>Ask them to send you a fixed amount of money if they want to join your business as a security deposit in case they leave the business.
>Keep the money, block them and repeat on other numbers.

Most of them are young guys in their early 20s and they won't call the police after getting scammed because of the sheer amount of embarrassment they would have to face from their MAA-Baap.
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Let's have face reveal thread
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>Bengalis men are weak and ug
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>Bengalis men are weak and ug
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Hiii frennns 2dey iz ma 97th buddae!!
Open
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Who is this new annoying American flag ?
Open
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>those madlads on /ent/
How do we compete /b/hratas
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.
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>be me
>in college
>falls in love with a qt hijabi
>there are other mullahs in class thirsting after her
>somehow get her to like me
>connects with her at every level
>she is afraid of other mullahs, so keeps the relationship secret even from my friends
>i want some action
>one day, lean in for the first kiss
>she rejects
>says she is having second thoughts
>says it's haraam.
>says she would consider it if i accepts islam
>me a atheist
>was a fool
>says no
>ends it instead of larping some Arabic nonsense
>no kiss
>no sex
>almost 4 years wasted
>she gets married
>she was my one
>fuck
Open
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I AM HORNY
I HAVE TUGGED MY WORM THRICE SINCE MORNING AND IT IT STILL READY FOR MORE
I WANT TO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM CCCCCUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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smh my head....
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Board ranking
God tier - /b/
Demi-god - /meta/
Human - /ent/
Vermin - /a/
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muh dick
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Bhenchod muze neend kyu nhi aa rahi?
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>REEEEE, NO FORCED DIVERSITY IN MY DESI PORN.
Open
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ശുഭസന്ധ്യ നിങ്ങള്‍ മലയാളം പറയാമാ?
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Official Ranking of all recognisable posters here(Merit: Basedness)
Pizza poster>Emorco sama>hisfag>Real namefag 3B>phenkumania poster>bimaru sariya cartoon drawchad>ausmallu>anti abrahamics spammer>chaksu spammer>cringey catchphrase spammer>cirno avatarfag>hyderabadi code monkey>hyderabadi Urdu shilling weeb>marathi hindu mahasabha cuck>senafag>that one animu reaction image poster who names his files autistically>dravidanadu shilling Tamil neet>anti brahmin baniyacuck>ibn kufr>all other anons>srijan>fake tripfag 3B>lf>satan>rusty
Any more additions and changes?
Pic unrelated.
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>angdu pangdus and weebs both demoted from /b/
these are some peak comfy hours
Open
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The quality of this particular board seems to have gone down significantly in a day for some reason
Open
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>come to indiachan
>see frontpage
>its filled with wojak images
>close the site and do something productive instead
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NIKAL LAWDE
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Books
What are you reading anons?
Open
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How do i convert to the superior Abrahamic religions?
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How do you hack someone's facebook account? Is there a way to see someone's private timeline and friend list? I am not friends with that fb user fyi.
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Remembering SayaniGate
never forget
Open
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Any jiomi fans here? Best jiaomi smartphone under 6000 rupees?
Open
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>ywn never live in prehistoric vedic civilization period when women used to wear thongs and let their boobies and ass hang all around
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Can anyone make indian version of this
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Hi boys :)
Open
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Sometimes you have bad days;
Days when you think nothing can bring you up
But if you got a girl
You got nothing to worry about
Just listen here
And we'll tell you just what's up

[Verse 1]
Grab your girl and have some Dixon Cider
And show her love with your Dixon Cider
And fill her full with lots of Dixon Cider
In her mouth hole flowing down inside her
Then grab her grandma get some Dixon Cider;
Too old to handle all the Dixon Cider
And show her family your Dixon Cider
In her mouth hole flowing down inside her

[Interlude]
You might not get it yet
So I'm gonna tell you again
Hey hey! Hey hey! Ho ho!
Then you can shout it out
And go tell all of your friends
Hey hey! Hey hey! Ho ho!
I love Dixon Cider and I will
'Til the day that I die
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
I would even choose it over
Uh, um, I guess pie
Open
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Nice site there friends, mind if i share it among my facebook friends?
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Is there anything more cringe than a trad nigger promoting naiive leftist ideas and values and people who partake in this sort of propoganda?
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I've reverted back to my old coomer lifestyle. :(
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such quirkiness
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How do YOU live unworriedly in India knowing very well the fact that you can be RAPED at any time regardless of your gender,or any other construct for that matter?
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Holy mother of kek
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>yes sir, I will get one full plate idli vada immediately
>with double extra chutney? for free? of course sir.
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>what you say about muh idli dosa ya baitch
Open
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Why are bhaiyas are naming their rape videos after us mallu chad, we aren't degenerate like them.
https://www.indianpornvideos2.com/kerala-teen-outdoor-sex-lover-turns-horny-mms/
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KILL ALL MUSLIMS.
KILL ALL MUSLIMS.
KILL ALL MUSLIMS.
KILL ALL MUSLIMS.
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RIP carryminati :(
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>i am 6ft2 troo ayrtan
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IC 1.0
Are you still lurking here based catposter?
Pic related.
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Ass.
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How would you say metrosexual in hindi? By that i mean how you adequately convey the insult it carries?
Open
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Christianity arrived in kerala at 8th century, still a minority with decreasing trend
Indians arrived in Canada at 20th century, already a majority in major cities
christcucks are just weak in every sense lol
Open
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What is up with all these vada and dosa meme spam latley ? Do these fags think anyone finds these offensive or funny ? It's like joking about northies eating roti no one find any comedic value of it
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>lungi goes to doctor, says doctor I cannot sleep
>doctor says count sheep in your bed and sleep will come
>lungi comes back the next day and says doctor I still can't sleep
>doctor says picture vada instead of sheep
>lungi sleeps peacefully!
Open
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True Aryan Warrior
Since I was a child I was taught to conjure hatred towards Pakistan. For it was a nation who discriminated against religion. For it was a nation who fueled terrorism against said religion. And so I did.

I rejoiced when their prime minister got imprisoned.

I rejoiced when their image in the world was reduced to a terrorist nation.

I rejoiced when our cricket team won against theirs.

I rejoiced when their diplomatic relationships were shattered.

As I walked in the mist of ignorance rarely did I see the hypocrisy of my own country, and how could I? It was so pure and true. How can Mother India be anything but holy?

And as the mist grew thick, I saw the hate crimes against the Muslims of our country. I felt infuriated for I was taught to conjure brotherhood towards all the people of my beloved country. But how could I? Was I not supposed to discriminate against the Muslims for that is what my ever so righteous parents did? All I was but a green child, and so I kept quiet.

I kept quiet as they were killed for eating beef.

I kept quiet as their fortunes were stripped away by the mobs of unruly.

I kept quiet as the government increasingly drifted away from harbouring secularism.

I kept quiet as hate crimes became rampant.

But now the Eastern wind blows wild and the mist falls. As my eyes adjust to the darkness, I grow grave with fear that my beloved country is becoming the very thing I was taught to despise.

Was I not taught the virtues of secularism? Was I not taught the value of equality? How can I let my country become the pit of what it stood on?

No, I shall not keep quiet any longer.
#NoToCAB

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Benchod ye sir kyu dard kar raha hai mera
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Half black and half filipino chinese mix Saweetie
Open
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Tfw no Melanesian gf.
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Mountain people.
Based Mongoloid mountain people.
https://youtu.be/eNwgNNiEs_g

Cringy Caucasoid mountain people.
https://youtu.be/2kVgCkYrWcQ
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>Smile
though your heart is aching

Smile
>even though it's breaking

When there are clouds in the sky, you'll get by

If you
>smile
through your fear and sorrow
>Smile
and maybe tomorrow

You'll see the sun come shining through for you
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O Father in heaven, this man's soul can never be saved through the trials you set for him. Is there any way to free him from his suffering other than death? What we lost in exchange for wisdom, the most important thing, is something we can never get back as long as we live. We will never attain it. And yet, you still tell us to seek it? Are you saying that we exist only so that we may be tested and made to endure? O Father in heaven, I no longer seek your salvation. We shall build our own paradise upon this earth with our own hands.
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tfw you'll never be as good shitposter as captain ajit vadakayil, why even live.
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I feel bad about how religious my mother is. When she talk about the vrtas she's doing so that I become better I kind of feel bad because neither do I believe in her retarded religious BS and neither do I see things improving hereafter.
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I am not telling lies, मैं हूँ बंदा very nice. Franky अगर बोलूँ, मुझे पसंद है, पसंद है only chicken fried rice, chicken fried rice, chicken fried rice, chicken fried rice.

Tension मत लेना, इस में protein भी है ना, so मत करो, मत करो, मत करो, मत करो feelings अपनी hide. खाओ chicken fried rice, chicken fried rice, chicken fried rice, chicken fried rice.
Open
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Is that a loli? FUCK SHIT PISS OH NO NO NO OHHHH GAWWWWWD HNNNNNNNNNNGGGHG I AAAAM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIIING
Open
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reminder
This site is being daily raided by three faggots from a discord group
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Femanon please reply
I'm an incel but i don't women
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I've wasted away three years of my life just pretending to be an underage girl on Omegle and baiting pedos. I have not achieved anything positive all this while. My grades have sunk enormously, nobody will hire me. What do I tell my parents? I'm failing because I'm addicted to pretending to be a girl on Omegle? I wish I could be addicted to something normal at least, like drugs or whatever. That would be easier to explain to my parents.
Open
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mera lund dekha kya mil nahi raha hai.........

oh sorry mil gaya teri ma kibhosdi me tha
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How long do I keep myself from cooming to stop being a cumbrain?
It's already 15 days now and it's not getting any better
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>see literally any video like this on YouTube
>sort comments by new for extra fun

How are Indians so based?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlaO1QCE0BI


Vada raha sanam
Honge juda na hum
Chahe na chahe zamana



Humari chahato ka
Mit na sakega fasana
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ITT:Inch classics
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Is the point of life trying to be like everyone else? Is it our moral duty to try to emulate how the people around us behave as much as possible, or is it okay to be different. For example if everyone around me shits in the street, is it my moral duty to shit in the street as well?
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Post Qts.
No trannies allowed.
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>he does it for free
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Open
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>i am incel
>i want girl
>gib gurl pls
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what do you think is the true percentage of ricebags in india?
R: 10
current state of indiachan
looks like 4/asp/tards and
r/hindustanweeb users have successfully
invaded and destroyed this place
reeeeeeally unfunny spams
too many try hard forum links
honestly cringing hard at some of these lame and unfunny anime forums
i think its partially my fault for leaving
this place when it needed me the most
but i had no choice
my forums were always above
this chan in my priority list
Open
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>there are human beings with actual pussy posting on r/india right now
Trll me one reason why you guys hate that place
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I am MALLU ask me anything
R: 12
Is it possible to survive in Tamil Nadu without knowing Tamil? AFAIK, maybe only 3-5 percent of the population speaks Hindi or English.
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Face rate thread
Post them /b/
Open
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what are the things i should check before i order a prostitute?
no funny answers pls
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cope incoming<
Open
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The West shows us what almost a century of Women’s suffrage has done to tear apart the social fabric and cohesion of those countries, to the extent that they now willing import millions of hostile young immigrant men. Western Women have consistently voted to increase the powers of the Welfare State, because this allows them to raise their progeny without the need for a man. The result has been disastrous as seen by the destruction of the traditional Family Unit in much of Europe and the United States. In the US, almost 25% of all Children are growing up in a single mother household. These households are vastly more likely to be below the poverty line and these children are vastly more likely to get involved in Criminality and fail academically.
Once there is no social or financial pressure on women to remain loyal to a man and help maintain a traditional family, they become free to sleep around as much as they want. The natural consequence of this greater female promiscuity is that the Alpha-Beta dichotomy becomes much more pronounced as a small proportion of men at the top with the highest Sexual Market Value (SMV) end up getting the most of the Sex from Women, while the vast majority of men are deprived of regular and consistent Sex. It is because of this alienation from the opposite sex that millions of young Western men seek refuge in Porography, video games etc and become social recluses who drop out of Society. These men do not feel they have a stake in their societies any more and hence feel no need to protect their Nations from foreign aggression and cultural decline.
Add to this the fact that Women are vastly less objective than Men and are more emotional in their decision making. This makes them an easily manipulated target for the Oligarchs who control the Mainstream media. Thus, most women are easily fooled by images of “Poor, oppressed refugees with nowhere to go”. Women have very weak tribal loyalty so they quickly accept this idea of welcoming and accepting people of vastly different cultural backgrounds into their Nations. Even if the hordes of Foreigner young men uproot their Civilisation from the face of the Earth, the average Western woman would still get to reproduce with the foreign Conqueror, while the average Western man would either face death, exile or some sort of servitude/slavery. This is why sub-consciously most men can still somewhat understand the importance of preserving their cultural homogeneity of their Nations as well as maintaining their Borders but the female sub-conscious has little to no conception of the same.
Even in India, where Family values are still relatively strong and Feminism is yet to make the kind of headway which it has made in the West, Female suffrage results in the expansion of an inefficient and corrupt State. Left wing, Socialist parties almost always enjoy a slight edge because of the female bias for them, while conventionally right wing parties like the BJP are put to some disadvantage. Parties from across the political spectrum promise affirmative action for Women to grab the female vote while killing even the tad bit of Meritocracy left in India. It’s the same Female voting bloc which pushes calls for unnecessary State decisions in people’s private lives in the form of Prohibition/high taxes on Alcohol.
As Feminism keeps getting stronger in India and the State expands its welfare appeasement of Women voters, the traditional Family unit will take a massive blow and the Patriarch or the Father figure will be relegated to the sidelines. Already sexual morals are becoming increasingly loose and our country is heading straight for the same path that has brought Western Civilisation to its knees. Marriage and Divorce laws keep moving away from being aimed at equitable, pro-family solutions to becoming favourable to the interests of the Individualistic female, another sign of our impending Cultural doom.
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Based or cringe?
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How can we save these weak ass BIMARUs from getting influenced by Bollywood movies?

Translation for idli bros:
>A man assaulted a Panjab university professor's wife in a park after he asked her to, "Pose for a photograph in front of the blooming flowers". The women refused and this resulted in a scuffle between them. She ran away and called for help after beating him up.

All these bhangi BIMARUs are clearly influenced by Bollywood chamars who normalize eve teasing with their cheesy dialogues and songs in the movies.
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Post Qts
R: 90
as a chad with superior athletic ability and IQ. i have to save cute mallu hindu girls from (((them))).
R: 7
Unintentionally stoic
>No longer feel happy or sad at personal success or failure
>Don't care about the taste of food
>Not much impulsive libido, jerk off once a week or so when I have free time to reduce embarrassing morning wood incidents
>Have a detached POV on pain or pleasure, extremely high pain tolerance according to medical personnel.

Any other anons become like this? I miss the giddy excitement I used to feel sometimes but its a worthwhile tradeoff for the other times IMO.
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That it guys, IndiaSpeaks has fallen to libtards.
Open
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Rules
1)You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates the local law
2)You will not upload any pornographic or violent content
3)You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18
4)You will not post or request personal information ("dox") or calls to invasion ("raids")
5)No spamming or flooding of any kind. No intentionally evading spam or post filters
6)Advertising (all forms) is not welcome—this includes any type of referral linking, "offers", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc
7)The use of scrapers, bots, or other automated posting or downloading scripts is prohibited
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Most based poster on the site
Anti abrahamics spammer
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India is GAY
Open
R: 14
Wow this place have gone to complete shit, guess i take my exist to twitter.
R: 50
Anti Abrahamic Spammer
Yes Im calling this pussy out, instead of spamming shit like this on a dead Indian site, go post your spam on 4/pol/ and link us some threads as for your progress in btfoing Abrahamics.
The only reason this pussy spams this shit on this site is because he gets away with it, you are not doing any service to your fellow Hindus, you are just embarassing yourself because the moment you go against any actual opposition on 4chan where a lot of Abrahamics actually are (instead of pretending them to be here), you will get btfod in an instant.
Now go ahead and spam this thread like a sad retard with 10 images, clicking each reply individually, and pretend to save Hinduism and India on this dead shithole of a site.
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Post majestic photos of the greatest Lord Shiva.
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/Comfy/ thread
Can india ever be comfy? How to be comfy in india?