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Would it have been better if you lost?anon16/05/2019 (Thu) 11:39:4610052Reply
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anon16/05/2019 (Thu) 12:02:2710053Reply
am i not the egg?
anon16/05/2019 (Thu) 12:33:2610055Reply
>>10053
No. Had one of them reached before you, you wouldn't exist. You would have very different characteristics. Maybe even a cute girl.
anon16/05/2019 (Thu) 12:37:5810056Reply
>>10052
Depends on what happens after death and before birth
anon21/05/2019 (Tue) 03:17:1210537Reply
>>10052
Nah, my parents were fuckups, anything they managed to conceive would have been a failure
anon18/05/2019 (Sat) 17:05:3110301Reply
how to identify a pseudo intellectual

he uses >"IIRC"
anon18/05/2019 (Sat) 17:17:4010306Reply
>>10301
IIRC I am a nigger
anon18/05/2019 (Sat) 17:22:0710311Reply
>>10301
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRC OP IS A BHANGI
anon21/05/2019 (Tue) 01:58:1210536Reply
>>10306
I don't see colours but IIRC you are a nigger.
anon20/05/2019 (Mon) 02:39:5510453Reply
How can I cope with the fact that a girl I live is dating someone else?
anon20/05/2019 (Mon) 03:54:2910455Reply
>>10453
There's plenty of fish in the sea my fellow newb
anon20/05/2019 (Mon) 04:18:0510457Reply
>>10453
When you realize love is a meme created to support the artificial institution of monogamy and thus civilization.
anon20/05/2019 (Mon) 17:03:0110506Reply
>>10453
cuck fetish unironically
anon20/05/2019 (Mon) 20:00:5610526Reply
>>10453
Raep her violently then disfigure her face with acid.
anon21/05/2019 (Tue) 01:53:3910535Reply
>>10453
कक
anon20/05/2019 (Mon) 13:13:0210496Reply
Thoughts on Petyr Baelish
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ObjectivelyBetterThanYou #eMOrcO20/05/2019 (Mon) 20:31:2310527Reply
anon20/05/2019 (Mon) 20:43:4610528Reply
>>10523
Are you good with computers? Can you figure out how to run bot farms on popular MMOs?

Otherwise just give BJs at trucker dhabas.
anon20/05/2019 (Mon) 22:10:5710532Reply
>>10523
Literally not even $40. Pressing F, you're dirt poor.
anon20/05/2019 (Mon) 22:11:5710533Reply
>>10496
I loved his clothes. Reminded me of a modified kurta
anon21/05/2019 (Tue) 01:49:0810534Reply
>>10523
You're still in college in your 30's?
anon20/05/2019 (Mon) 02:23:5210452Reply
Which is a better place to work abroad-Canada or US?
anon20/05/2019 (Mon) 03:06:5410454Reply
>>10452
U.S.A
anon20/05/2019 (Mon) 21:00:1910531Reply
>>10452
I would say America. You want to go to a place where there is a small Indian population so you can stand out as weird as that sounds. If you go to Toronto or Vancouver like so many others (like me for instance) people already have their misconceptions towards Indians workers. I wish I went to Florida like my brother did he's a lot happier there.
anon16/05/2019 (Thu) 10:28:4110048Reply
what is your favorite snack? i'm talking about packaged stuff
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anon17/05/2019 (Fri) 15:57:0510154Reply
>>10081
This bitch caused the shooting at YouTube hq
anon17/05/2019 (Fri) 15:59:0010156Reply
>>10154
did, not caused retard
anon18/05/2019 (Sat) 05:38:0110201Reply
>>10048
Oreos.
anon18/05/2019 (Sat) 11:33:1810230Reply
>>10201
Based kike
anon20/05/2019 (Mon) 20:57:1410530Reply
Haldiram roasted peanuts. Why don't any other peanuts taste even similar?
anon19/05/2019 (Sun) 18:56:3310416Reply
share spooky real-life experiences
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anon20/05/2019 (Mon) 07:08:3610490Reply
i know what tghemn fuck a liver is
ObjectivelyBetterThanYou #eMOrcO20/05/2019 (Mon) 07:09:0610491Reply
anon20/05/2019 (Mon) 07:09:4110492Reply
>>10491
fuyck you dont call me boringt i will put you in a liver baste
anon20/05/2019 (Mon) 07:11:2010493Reply
>>10491
i will keep your nipples
anon20/05/2019 (Mon) 20:53:0410529Reply
>>10416
Ran into a mentally ill woman who dresses up as a bride and roams around her village at night while driving. Shit was super spooky.
anon19/05/2019 (Sun) 10:50:0010400Reply
what's your weekly diet plan?
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anon20/05/2019 (Mon) 18:24:3910516Reply
>>10514
>hes masculine in 2019
lmao @ u
ObjectivelyBetterThanYou #eMOrcO20/05/2019 (Mon) 18:25:5210517Reply
>>10516
weak bait
anon20/05/2019 (Mon) 18:30:5710519Reply
>>10517
you're so shallow minded that you think it is bait.
anon20/05/2019 (Mon) 18:34:4310520Reply
>>10512
Yeah, lifts*
Naise site. Panchod, I thought I was pretty good at squats and deadlifts, turns out I'm still novice but very close to intermediate. Anyway, I've known the Texas method but the trainer at my gym says that I'm too much of a newfag to follow that and wants me to continue with the current routine, so I'm not taking risks. Thanks tho
ObjectivelyBetterThanYou #eMOrcO20/05/2019 (Mon) 18:50:1310521Reply
>>10519
bait on the periphery of nothingness
>>10520
>asking for advice from your "gym trainer"
>listening to a word he says
just don't. Those guys don't know anything.
Hop on SS, you'll see decent gains.
>risks
lmao
anon20/05/2019 (Mon) 17:08:5310507Reply
accidentally touched some underage butt today
anon20/05/2019 (Mon) 17:13:4510508Reply
>>10507
Lucky you
story time
anon20/05/2019 (Mon) 17:30:2510509Reply
>>10507
>>>/gas chamber/
anon20/05/2019 (Mon) 17:50:1510515Reply
>>10508
crowded metro, reaches the station people barge in without letting the passengers to alight first; underage girl with her mother standing in front of me, amidst the commotion I stumble a little and my right hand touches her butt. Mother doesn't notice luckily. I try to walk away as fast as I can
AMAObjectivelyBetterThanYou #9mkwST06/10/2018 (Sat) 21:43:09517Reply
I have not yet found one person irl who I can talk to comfortably at my own level without dumbing myself down.

Pernicious truths aside, you should know that you're wasting your time on the internet if you're here for memes- this place is a dead end and probably monitored. I know a LOT, so ask me absolutely ANYTHING and I'll honor you with a proper answer.

>Why are you doing this?

Major ennui, bored, etcetra, etcetra. Honestly, just want to know if there is another human who can think in this godforsaken satanic human breeding ground called India.
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ObjectivelyBetterThanYou #eMOrcO20/05/2019 (Mon) 05:43:3810461Reply
>>10448
Pick BSc only if you're very brilliant or will slave your way to a respectable PhD. BTech is better for high time preference, but you should know that all the common curricula like "Delhi University" and "Pune University" are spawned by satan. They will
>teach you nothing
>waste your time in irrelevant bullshit like student clubs
>make you attend almost every class
>make you slave with assignments
>shitty teachers
>shitty infrastructure
Your job prospects at a state uni will be a mediocre salary with a mass recruiter (aka companies that employ about 60% of the graduates). They will keep you for six months (for "training") and later kick you out, because they can only actually employ like 20% of the people they pick. The college gets a "100% job guarantee" seal, you get a job right after you graduate on your resume, and... whoops, you're unemployed.
If you're really active in extracurricular activities, suck (up to) the head of the placement organization (yes, it's separate), get good grades (8.0 and above) and never fail, and can pretend to know how to do what you're being hired for at least an hour, you'll be picked up in the second year. If you use connections and get a (technically fradulent) job before you actually know anything, you might just make bank during college. If you follow this, you're pushing yourself as a managerial sort of person rather than someone who actually works. Prepare to stagnate in the future unless you're very lucky or switch to the 0.1% working class.
If you think that's all a load of bullshit, then don't participate in anything. Keep your head down and work on personal projects. Asking for help from your teachers is usually a bad idea because they will try to take credit for your work, and might even make you write a paper citing you as the "student help" and themselves as the actual brains. Just keep your grades up and don't fail. Work your way through a shitty internship (or a really good one, if your projects are great) and you MIGHT be able to hop jobs effortlessly with a very decent salary.
Also, remember that everyone in college is a shithead. The bottom 80% bhangis of your 12th class are the only people that attend your college and are the only people you'll ever hear words of advice out of. Remember, they don't even have the brains to ask for help and couldn't comprehend this post even if they wanted to. Don't listen to them. The committee members are filling their quotas, the department heads try to act as if they're making things happen and the janitors are the only people that do any real work.
Also, if you think the boys are incompetent, the girls are worse. Don't be enticed by them and don't waste your time. Nobody from college will give a shit about you after you graduate because college is mostly about proximity in a dense, soul-sucking system than actual relationships (of ANY kind).
(Colleges under the same curricula are segregated into tiers, don't get memed into selecting a shitty stream for prestige)
anon20/05/2019 (Mon) 06:39:2710467Reply
>>517
How do you feel about the process of eating your subhuman liver?
anon20/05/2019 (Mon) 06:42:1610468Reply
>>517
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ObjectivelyBetterThanYou #eMOrcO20/05/2019 (Mon) 06:48:2810469Reply
>>10468
>>10467
truly edgy.
anon20/05/2019 (Mon) 06:59:2510483Reply
>>10469
fuycking pugskun i am not edgy i will skin you




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